“Screw you, Melon.”
BACK TO SCHOOL
1986
Director: Alan Metter
Writers: Rodney Dangerfield, Greg Fields, Dennis Snee, Steven Kampmann, William Porter, Peter Torokvei, Rich Eustis, Harold Ramis
Distributor: MGM
Stars: Rodney Dangerfield (comical, of course), Sally Kellerman, Burt Young, Robert Downey Jr. (hilarious), Keith Gordon (of Jaws 2 fame), Ned Beatty (also hilarious), Sam Kinison (say iiiit!), William Zabka (80′s villain)…oh and a cameo by Kurt Vonnegut, because that makes sense…?!

This one’s for The Big Apple.
As hard as it was, I needed to laugh today. As a New Yorker, even though I’m not there right now, I was getting caught up in all the recent 9/11 coverage and thinking a lot about those terrible times in 2001 when so many of us lost people we knew
. So I’m going to do my best with this post to take a mental break from it for a little while and instead focus on some other things about September. Never forget. xo
Even though I’ve been out of school for many more years than I’d like to admit (ouch), September always makes me think of the start of the school year. Back to School cracks me up, so I’m sticking with that for tonight’s feature. And just thankful that I’m not actually back in school myself. Suckers! Just kidding, kids.
Rodney Dangerfield, a.k.a., rich guy Thornton Melon, is a successful businessman who never had the opportunity to go to college. His son goes to a university in upstate NY, but is not doing well and is considering dropping out. So…Rodney decides to enroll there himself (on his own terms, of course), to encourage his son, and to get the degree he never had. But of course along the way, things get a bit absurd…and hilarious. Confession: I still can’t see someone do a high dive without thinking of Rodney’s triple lindy.
I suppose the fact that Rodney’s name in the movie is Melon means I could have made a melon based dessert…but since I’m going with a September/school theme, with undertones about NY, I went with apple pie on this one. Apple for the teacher and all that. Plus, when I was growing up, we’d usually go apple picking at an orchard out in New Jersey in September, so I have apple pie on the brain (they do have more than just Snooki out there you know…)
. But this version is slightly different. There’s a bakery in NYC called the Little Pie Company, introduced to me by our friend Mike, and they make the most amazing sour cream apple pie with really thin slices of apples. Since I can’t get theirs out on the west coast, I searched high and low for a recipe…I ended up frankensteining a few different recipes to come up with this one, and it works! Try it, I swear it’s good.
SOUR CREAM APPLE PIE RECIPE
TOPPING:
6 Tbsp. cold butter
2/3 cup flour
2/3 cup brown sugar
2 tsp. cinnamon
(Note: This makes a lot of topping, feel free to half it if you don’t want too much of it…but I always think it’s the best part!)
PIE FILLING:
3/4 cup sugar
2 Tbsp. flour
1/8 tsp. salt
1 egg, beaten
1/2 tsp. vanilla extract
1 cup sour cream
3-4 Granny Smith apples, cored, peeled and either diced or sliced really thin, with a mandolin (That’s how I did it here, with a mandolin. Also I’d go for 4 apples, I used 3 but I think it could have used a little more…)
1 9″ frozen pie shell (do NOT bake ahead of time), or feel free to make your own crust
Preheat oven to 400 degrees.
Prepare topping first:
Mix flour, brown sugar and cinnamon in a bowl. Cut butter into small chunks and stir it into dry ingredients, leaving it lumpy. Cover and refrigerate until ready to use.
For the filling:
Combine sugar, flour and salt together and set aside. In a large bowl, mix together egg, vanilla and sour cream. Stir the dry ingredients into the wet ingredients. Add the peeled, sliced apples to this mixture and stir until they’re well coated. Pour this into the unbaked pie shell.
Bake:
DO NOT add the topping yet, bake pie without it first for 20 minutes. Then remove from the oven, add the topping, and put it back in the oven for 25 minutes or so until it looks crispy and melted. Cool before cutting. Refrigerate after eating. Wipe tears of joy because it was so good and tell me I was right.
Topping mixture

Wet and dry ingredients being combined for filling

Apples sliced by mandolin

All together and ready to bake

Semi-baked, now adding topping

Done!

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Thoughts? Favorite lines from the movie? September memories?
Hope I was able to give you a little smile in an otherwise tough day. Enjoy your week ahead.





























































